This is a superb performance by Adan Ferrara off of his
“Unconditional” recording.
He’s a top notch stand-up comedian, one of the best.
He tells it like it is, a very funny guy…

The Cryptkeeper is back with a heartfelt oration of evil proportions.
I would kill to have the voice of John Kassir.
That’s probably how he got it.
It would make sense…

A holiday classic by any standard,
Hey, I have low standards, what can I say.
Do you want an apple pie with that?
Can’t say I blame you…

Bob and Doug McKenzie, Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas,
with a humorous look at that disgusting liquid that seems
to rear its ugly head around this time of the year.
I wouldn’t water Satan’s plants with that stuff!
Seriously, it’s got eggs, alcohol, and milk in it.
How drunk do you have to be in life where THAT seems
like a good idea?!
Could be me…

Jim Gaffigan with a great piece of stand-up and
some nice animation to go with it.
A pretty decent mash-up, it works quite well.
Yeah, the X-mas tree thing always confused me.
It’s about time someone looked into it…

The Cryptkeeper with a bouncy little number.
I love this guy, dead as he is.
Great with a pun…