The original Connie Vannett classic!
There are double entendres, and there are…this.

Android Poultry with a neat little poke at felines, hero worship,
and annoying chubby little girls.
It’s about time someone tackled the important issues of the day!
Cage seems a bit small…

Zoltan Kaszas has some good points here but I remain unconvinced.
I have had both animals in my home, they both have their good points.
A long walk with your dog can be quite fulfilling.
A long walk with your cat can make you homicidal.
I rest my case…

Started off with some Commander Cody doing a tune
Cab Calloway made famous.
Mr. Newhart with a classic piece of mirth.
Played a sketch that SNL did way back when they were funny.
Food Block of epic proprtions.
But of course.
Stan, June and Daws all in one superb skit.
I wish you’d all quit bickering and eat me.
Up until that point in history nobody had ever stated
that before.
A Low T Block.
Death Block.
Transportation Block.
Meat Block!
Divorce Block?!
What the @#$% was I thinking?!
George gets the top spot with a top shelf masterpiece…

Minnie the Moocher- Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen
Introducing Tobacco to Civilization- Bob Newhart
Buying Stuff- Kellen Erskine (s-up)
Things Could Be Worse, I Could Be You- Ogden Edsl w/ Bill Frenzer
Shimmer- The Not Ready for Prime Time Players
Men’s Cooking Show- Richard Jeni (s-up)
Hungarian Goulash- Allan Sherman
This Meatloaf Tastes Like Wood- Phil Hartman
Chinese Food- Jake Johannsen (s-up)
Type A- John Forster
St. George and the Dragnet- Stan, June, and Daws
Radon Test- Paul Nardizzi (s-up)
Will the Turtle Be Unbroken- Tom Paxton
Lifeboat- Monty Python
Small Guy- Tommy Ryman (s-up)
Wimpiest White Man in the World- Gerry House
Nads- D.J. Hazard
The Worse Word- John Mulaney (s-up)
Swamp Witch- Jim Stafford
It’s Not Alive- Travesty Ltd.
Dead- Dan Cummins (s-up)
I Hold Your Hand in Mine- Tom Lehrer
Crime and the Carpet Cleaner- Tom Mabe
Ignorance or Arrogance- Tyler Boeh (s-up)
The Aggressive Bee- MC Mr. Napkins
Henri’s Arctic Outfitters- The Royal Canadian Air Farce
Public Transportation- Jimmy Tingle (s-up)
Truckers- Corky & the Juice Pigs
Bus Driver- The Whitest Kids U’ Know
Pulled Pork- Jim Colliton (s-up)
You’re a Hamburger- Radio Free Vestibule
Meat-O-Matic- Late Show
Tennis Gift Certificate- Mitch Hedberg (s-up)
Merry Little Minuet- The Kingston Trio
Escape from Alimony- Larry Weaver
Getting Divorced- Nick Griffin (s-up)
Divorce Service- Rowan Atkinson
Euphemisms- George Carlin (s-up)

I Could Be You!
Ogden Edsl and Bill Frenzer with a classic
song of “Up Yours!”
In a nutshell.
Couldn’t have said it better myself…