Just for poopies and guffaws I decided to type this all out without
looking at the words as I go along like I usually do, just to see how
many errors, if any, that I would make.
Clocked in at 103 typing mistakes total.
I shouldn’t be surprised really, I hate typing, it’s not natural.
Still, I figured 20 to 30 tops.
Maybe if I used my feet.
Rowan with a brilliant piece.
Dog block, I loves me some doggos.
Kellen Erskine is a Hell of a stand-up comedian.
Circus block, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Brian Bowers making famous a tune written by Mike Cross.
Dan Castellaneta is a famous voice over guy of immense proportions.
He’s not really a comedian though, or maybe he could be if he got
better writers but his lone recording is not that good, just saying.
Death block.
We all have to go sometime.
Some classic Shel Silverstein counter cultural material towards
the end as part of a Cannabis block.
Onward and upwards..
Coffee Gets You Going- Manny Cardoza
Tom, Dick & Harry- Rowan Atkinson
Summertime Joy- John Heffron (s-up)
Ding a Ling- Judge Dread
Dog Ball- Stevens and Grdnic
Dogs- Emo Philips (s-up)
My Dead Dog Rover- Ian Whitcomb
You People are Fat- The Frantics
Battleship and Baseball- Kellen Erskine (s-up)
Along Came Jones- The Coasters
Dream Cowboys- Brooks and Fraser
Worst Cookie Ever- Gary Gulman (s-up)
Pants- John Bartles
The Uptown Poker Club- Jerry Reed
Fortune Teller- Radio Free Vestibule
Waiting to Die- Pete Correale (s-up)
Circus Freaks- Corky & the Juice Pigs
Circus Love- Paul Gilmartin
Disney- Jim Gaffigan (s-up)
The Scotsman- Bryan Bowers
Horoscope- Dan Castellaneta
Married in the Woods- Christian Finnegan (s-up)
Still Gonna Die- Bob Gibson
Last Will & Temperament- The Frantics
Going Through My Address Book- George Carlin (s-up)
I’m Schizophrenic- Faust and Lewis
The Flea Circus- Conception Corporation
Art and Language- Brian Regan (s-up)
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.- Bill Connolly
Robots are Coming- The Android Sisters
Diary- Dan Gabriel (s-up)
Aunt Beulah’s Road Kill Overcoat- Antsy McClain and
the Trailer Park Troubadours
The Smoke Off- Shel Silverstein
Johnny Appleweed- Brian Ashley Jones
Drinking, Pot, and Working Out- Greg Giraldo (s-up)
