
Not Many 280 Pound Kids Around…


A classic Shel Silverstein song done by the man who made it famous.
A live San Quentin prison show back in 1969 made Johnny even
more well known, not many artists would attempt that.
He did a few of those prison shows, he was one of theirs, having
spent some time behind bars himself he could relate.
Johnny was not a career criminal but he did have quite an arrest record.
Great stuff this…

There is something very silly about this slice of the Simpsons.
That’s what makes it special.
It takes a special kind of toaster to continue to spark long
after it’s been unplugged…

A pretty humorous effort from Andy Hendrickson.
He may be a bit off in his reasoning, but it IS funny.
All in all a pretty decent stand-up comedian, he fits
right in on the show.
Some great lines here…

Your Dick in a Blender!
Mark Silverman with a rather humorous ditty about
fatherly advice and the money that comes with it.
This is a very well done piece, I love to play it on the show.
It does deal with adult themes, so if you’re not an adult
you’re gonna have to deal with it…

Mmmm, not quite, but it is nice to contemplate.
I love the tweak on the whole Star Wars mystique.
Let’s face it, that series is way too much exalted for what it is.
If the acting was more wooden the fire department would make
you put a smoke detector on it.
The script lines are always so grade school it’s embarrassing.
“When you look at the dark side, careful you must be, for the dark
side looks back!” …Yoda
“The force will be will you always!”…Obi Wan Kenobi
“I said no tongue, Chewie!”…Princes Leia
And the plot!
Bad guys versus good guys.
Where the bad guys couldn’t hit an ant with a bazooka from
three inches away, and the good guys can shoot around
corners with uncanny accuracy.
Did I mention that you can get a sliver from the acting?