
Santa’s Rifle is Overheating!


Tommy Ryman has built a great career out of being
a mighty warrior, a man’s man, someone every
body builder in the world can look up to.
I am, of course, referring to his online dating profile.
Which could work quite well until date night hits.
In reality, he’s a smallish man, some might even say
wimpy, that plays the clarinet, keeps hedgehogs for
pets and cries during chick flicks.
He’s a great comedian who has found his shtick.
Some good lines here…

Mojo Nixon & The Toadliquors with an X-mas classic.
Much to Batman’s severe consternation, he sings it
anyway…

Robert Klein with a parody commercial for the petroleum set.
I loves me a good parody.
One little low level naughty word at the end, more crude than
anything else.
Crude Oil?

Costaki Economopoulos with a great set on relationships, marriage,
and dying before your spouse does.
Reminds me of that old joke…”Why do men die before woman?”.
Because we want to!
Some good lines here…

The Hollytones with a seasonal classic.
This is America, broken homes are everywhere.
A song made for these folks, and their kids…