Monthly Archives: April 2023

At My Age

John Heffron putting on the gloves to take out a
guy who was trash talking his mama.
Sorta, no maternal insults thrown at all but his
manhood was threatened and we all know how
THAT can go.
It sounds better if you think he’s defending the mom unit.
Even better…After taking serious abuse from a heckler John’s
mom, in a quest to defend her son’s honor, downs a few
shots of tequila to brace herself for the whoop-ass that
she’s about to unleash on the room, climbs onto the bar
and dives elbow first into the neck of the rude %#$&^#
that would defile the name of her much beloved offspring!
That sounds much more exciting than what really happened.
One off color word uttered, we will not point fingers…

Words the Rhyme

Baldbox, Rob Balder and Shoebox (Worm Quartet) Timothy
F. Crist…it gets complicated…make up this novelty oriented duo.
They can be dark, they can be insane, they can be quite good.
This is all of the above…

Sermon on the Mount and Stoning!

A superb slice of one of the most classic of all comedy flicks.
Monty Python’s The Life of Brian is a must-see top ten of
all time comedy movie for the ages.
They are certain to have at least two entries on that list.
This piece has the classic “Beatitudes” and “Stoning” scenes,
with the latter being one of the best satires ever created.
One could easily label it a parody, and it is that as well.
Genius, no matter how you look at it.
Men pretending to be women pretending to be men!
No comedic entity will ever be able to touch this, ever…

How to Party When You Get Older

A pretty funny look at us older guys who cannot do what we once did.
No, not that.
Well, yeah, but that;s a topic for another time.
I thought of this bit when I got a little acid reflux from my favorite scotch
over the weekend, I love the stuff but it don’t like me very much.
Juston McKinney understands.
And, yes, the saline spray has been utilized as well…

No Balls at All

From a Hard Dazed Knight, the Bawdy Ballads & Dirty Ditties recording.
At first glance it appears to be an ancient piece probably sung during
the Dark Ages while drinking heavily.
Yeah, alcohol seems like an integral part of the warble, for sure…