The Arrogant Worms with a canine diatribe set in song form.
Isn’t that always the way though, the smallest doggo are
usually the worst, ankles biters from Hades.
Nothing a well placed trebuchet couldn’t fix…
Monthly Archives: May 2023
3-2-1…I Am Outa Here!

Velociraptor Practice
Robot Chicken knows its meat eating dinosaurs.
On the surface.
RC has no idea how hard it is to be a vicious carnivore.
The practice, the dedication, the focus needed to be
on top of their game (yes, pun very much intended).
If only Crystal would cooperate…
Ooooh, That Hits Home…

I Call Ribs
Dan Cummins is not a vegetarian.
Having said that, I would not sit next to him on a plane flight.
Just in case…
And Ask Him if He Has Any Chubby Brothers…

Moose Lodge
Hard ‘N Phirm with a neat little ditty about love,
relationships, and the incredible sense of well
being that a large family can bring you.
Nope, not even close, not sure why I typed that.
Some clever moments, especially towards the end
where you learn the time honored French tradition
of putting your baby to bed using nothing more
than an air horn and a trebuchet…
Be a Sec…Too Much Tea!

The Water Dance
A glorious scene of dementia and eccentricity from
Rango, a 2011 animated flick with character to spare.
Johnny Depp voices Rango, a chameleon that has a
life changing experience and must contend with
changes that really test his mettle.
The trend to enlist high profile actors to portray
animated characters in big budget movies has
always mystified me, there’s no need for it and the
work should go to someone that could use the break.
I don’t think Mr. Depp needed the money, his voice is
most certainly NOT recognizable and his time could
have been better utilized by attending acting lessons
at any of the reputable studios found on the west coast.
I mean how long can you stretch out a career based on a
drunken Keith Richards clone?
This is a great scene…
The Sun and the Sand Are Hot…2 out of 3!

