Monthly Archives: May 2023

Velociraptor Practice

Robot Chicken knows its meat eating dinosaurs.
On the surface.
RC has no idea how hard it is to be a vicious carnivore.
The practice, the dedication, the focus needed to be
on top of their game (yes, pun very much intended).
If only Crystal would cooperate…

Moose Lodge

Hard ‘N Phirm with a neat little ditty about love,
relationships, and the incredible sense of well
being that a large family can bring you.
Nope, not even close, not sure why I typed that.
Some clever moments, especially towards the end
where you learn the time honored French tradition
of putting your baby to bed using nothing more
than an air horn and a trebuchet…

https://youtu.be/OZNT1SzbMvw

The Water Dance

A glorious scene of dementia and eccentricity from
Rango, a 2011 animated flick with character to spare.
Johnny Depp voices Rango, a chameleon that has a
life changing experience and must contend with
changes that really test his mettle.
The trend to enlist high profile actors to portray
animated characters in big budget movies has
always mystified me, there’s no need for it and the
work should go to someone that could use the break.
I don’t think Mr. Depp needed the money, his voice is
most certainly NOT recognizable and his time could
have been better utilized by attending acting lessons
at any of the reputable studios found on the west coast.
I mean how long can you stretch out a career based on a
drunken Keith Richards clone?
This is a great scene…

https://youtu.be/V32tLKMbYIc