Monthly Archives: June 2023

Disney

Jim Gaffigan with a petty accurate overview of Walt Disney’s
ramshackle theme park and the rides from Hell!
I kid, I’ve never been there, no desire whatsoever to do so.
Jim’s cool though, he realizes it has some redeeming value
and pretends it’s a great place to take your children.
And, if you are so inclined, it’s a great place to leave them
as well.
Where do you think they get all the dwarfs?
It’s a great business plan…

I Was Only Kidding

Weird Al Yankovic insisted it was all in jest.
The man with the gun believes otherwise.
As does the woman with the knife.
The kid with the surface-to-air missile is skeptical.
An entire table of Bingo Grannies are also in
doubt as to the veracity of said info, and they are
definitely packing heat.
Al may want to confirm his position on this one…