Monthly Archives: June 2023

Deep Fry Shirt

Homer and the gang are knee deep in hilarity.
I know the feeling, I got some on my shoes.
In this scene he divorces Marge and marries
Ned Flanders in a bizarre Monkey Pox DNA
experiment that sends Krusty the Clown to
the morgue and has Mr. Burns giving a two
hour foot massage to one of Marge’s sisters.
Yes, good guess, the one with the bunions…

Fake ID

Red Green with a candid look at buying a beer
when you ain’t old enough to legally do so.
Been there, done that.
When I was a younger man (ahem) I too had a
fake ID, a draft card with no picture.
It worked wonderfully!
I ain’t saying another word…

Earl the Squirrel

Kenny Young and the Eggplants.
My favorite Summer tune of all time!
I’m chomping at the bit here, I usually
wait for the first FULL day of the Summer
Solstice but I’m impatient as Hell this year.
The imagery, the lyrics, the squirrel…

Diets

Michael Somerville with a humorous look at losing blubber.
There is no secret here…calories in must not exceed calories burnt.
That’s the theory at least.
If you live in America you have probably noticed that we are a
chunky bunch of coconuts.
It does not have to be that way.
Michael will shed some light on the subject…