The Arrogant Worms are Canada’s best novelty song
singing group, and they are a fun bunch.
Great harmonies combined with a superb sense of humor
make for a great time had by many.
They sure do seem to respect all things bovine…

This is a great public service message disguised as a
group of Vikings preparing for battle scene.
Well done all the way around, the message is clear and
quite humorous, and the production values are awesome.
Protect the noggin’…

I feel like that sometimes, I’m getting older every day but I
still feel like a kid inside.
I’m still learning, I’m still wide eyed and optimistic (to a
point, I’m not stupid) and want more than anything for
the world and all its complexities to work well.
The only thing that’s really changed is that I simply want
all of my enemies to die a horrible, painful death.
Not really ALL of them, just the ones that I can’t shoot in
the face with a bazooka, technically not a painful demise
as the projectile leaves a bazooka at an ungodly rate of
speed and packs such force as to obliterate the average
face with ease, ensuring a relatively painless death.
And I base that finding on the fact that nobody in recorded
history has ever complained about the pain inflicted when
shot in the kisser with said weaponry.
Zoltan has not yet reached the level of Zen that I have…

Don’t call in sick tomorrow.
The boss may not know you’re faking it, but the wife will.
Something about smelling like bait baking in the sun, does
it every time.
Da Yoopers with a spirited back and forth about lying through
your teeth, all for a lousy crappy…

A repeat of an oldie but a goodie.
I likes me a good coconut concoction.
I loves me all things coconut…the oil, the meat, the Almond Joy.
Coconut oil is a liquid at temps over 75 degrees.
Under 75 degrees it wears a sweater…