A Bob Newhart classic.
He pioneered the One Sided Conservation, as a phone call
to another person that you never hear or see.
He made a few great comedy albums back in the day, some
actually charted and sold many copies.
Some funny, thinking man’s lines here…

David Crowe is a great stand-up comedian.
A touch of snark, mix in some incredulous with a touch
of skepticism and you have his approach to the craft.
David is also a very smart comic, and his material
certainly reflects that.
Some great lines here…

Mike Phirman with a pretty humorous look at street vendors
and the mystery meat they sell to the unsuspecting public.
Sure, it SMELLS good, but so do the little blue thingies you
find in any men’s bathroom’s wall unit.
You learned something today, now go forth and conquer…

Robin Hood: Men in Tights with a short but stinging scene
illustrating how real men settle their differences.
Kinda.
The humor in this one is the disparity between challenging
and being challenged, I’ll bet one of these men understand
the difference now…

Jim Gaffigan has issues with folks that like it cold and snowy.
To each their own, I prefer it warm and snowy.
He has some points, he also understands that people don’t
like anything if it’s too much of the same thing.
Then again, this is America, nobody likes anything really.
We start off with ambivalence, we then slowly progress to
apathy with disdain, then comes the intense disgust, followed
by the classic deep rooted hatred, eventually after developing a
hardened shell and the inability to discern right from wrong we
vote republican.
It’s a nasty way to live but it’s our destiny.
Some good lines here…