
There Are No Gophers in MY Garden!


A humorous offering from the very talented Tommy Ryman.
He has found his shtick, when he first started out he tried a
few different things eventually settling in on an unapologetic
nerd who plays the clarinet, wears cardigan sweaters, and
likes to throw his 119 pounds of manliness around like the
War Hammer that he is.
Yes, capitals!
The has some great lines…

Another priceless sketch from Stan Freberg Presents:
The United States of America, Volume one.
This is historically correct, the British had all the pots
and pans they needed…

Rhett and Link set a great mood with this video.
I’ve worked down in that area and I do believe
they have a severe hankering to blow stuff up.
I’ve been blowing off fireworks my whole life, my
family got into it really early on.
The smell of gunpowder, the sparks, the screams
of terror when someone gets their hair caught on
fire, I REALLY love this time of year…

Personally I liked it better when they were illegal
where I live, too danged expensive now and not
enough of the REAL stuff.
Bring back Chinese fireworks, that stuff’s incredible!
The Simpsons are in the mood for the 4th.
Homer saves the beer, that’s the good news…

Tim Wilson with a look at overzealous pyrotechnic appreciators.
I get it, I’m there, I am one.
The displays are intoxicating, as are the “ooohs” and “aaahs”.
The burn holes in the clothing and the 3rd degree scalp burns I
can do without…