This is a great little slice of what everyone’s favorite
jaundice family can do with awesome writing.
Lisa is always the even keeled intelligent one, she
gives a perspective that you can use to keep it all
cohesive, giving balance to the silliness of it all.
Some great lines here, especially towards the end…

John Pinette with a classic Summer bit.
He warns you against picturing him in a Speedo.
Heed the warning!
Some funny lines here…

HYULP with a whimsical Summertime boast
of watery proportions.
I don’t think that’s a Snickers Bar on the drain…

Timmy is very selfish, Somebody else could have used
those flippers…

Jim Gaffigan with a chlorinated lament of the indoor pool kind.
My days of using a swimming pool are long gone.
I don’t like the chemicals, the crowds are less than thrilling,
and the ratio of water to kiddie piddle is daunting.
And I cannot rule out fresh water sharks!
He made me laugh out loud…