A classic Metric System Old Dog/New Trick issue as it
pertains to society as a rule.
Most of civilized society uses Celsius, Americans and
countries that drink heavily us Fahrenheit as a rule.
It’s hard to learn new things…

Andy Woodhull with a timely lament.
About time, he laments.
He laments about time.
I appear to be stuck in some Marvel Universe/
Porn Hub “Click Here if You Want the Full Video”
Time Portal thingy probably caused by a Doctor
Strange Douche Baggery spell that went awry.
The life of a super hero is very complicated.
Couldn’t take the stress, hung up my cape and
brightly colored underpants years ago.
I no longer use my super speed for anything but
going to the bathroom and arguing with the wife.
On occasion I’ll kick it in if caught peering through
a window, but that’s about it.
X-ray vision would be a blast, just sayin’…

Corky and the Juice Pigs with an ode to a pair of pantaloons.
And not just any pantaloons.
These are the ones that Curly died in!
Ewwwww…

A classic piece of hilarity from The Three Stooges.
And I do mean CLASSIC.
Every time I view this cut I laugh out loud.
Two chuckles in one, first the bottle, then the oyster.
Off of “Dutiful but Dumb” a 1941 Three Stooges short.
Jerome Lester Horwitz in one of the funniest scenes
in comedy history!
Hyperbole? I think not…

Brian Regan with a humorous diatribe aimed at the vacuous.
Some pretty good lines here.
“They’re buying a crease!”…