Kurt Weitzmann with a great hostage negotiator parody.
There are too few of these, hostage taking is up this year
and we need to compensate in kind.
Try a nice salad, keeps the rage down…

As scolded by the legendary Heywood Banks.
He’s a great performer, plays a decent guitar,
warbles a tune with gusto, and knows his
audience.
This is a great holiday piece…

Juston McKinney with a humorous look at Children of the Corn!
Sounds frightening.
Not as scary as Stephen King’s wife standing in your kitchen
wearing a string bikini and holding a butcher knife, but close.
More like Children At the Corn actually…

A neat little parody with Weird Al Yankovic and Huey Lewis.
Huey lectures, Al deflects same.
Huey gets annoyed, Al becomes mildly irritated.
Do they kiss and make up at the end?
Not at all…

Weird Al Yankovic with a breakdown on why the
large, red, fat guy was late last year…