David Crowe with a very humorous look at being hitched.
Ball and chains for all my men!
Sorry, not sure where that came from.
David is a great stand-up comedian, his flow is good and
he has nice material, works very well on the show.
Marry a divorced woman, they bring with them, a house…

The Arrogant Worms with a song of preservation and glass eyeballs.
More or less.
Harmony with stuffing…

It’s not what you think, this is not a Mobil/Shell situation.
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey brings us this cool little scene
where Death, Bill, and John Wick join forces and go shopping.
I know, a mission impossible in the making, Tom Cruise is
hopping mad at the concept, but he’ll live.
The magic is what happens in the parking lot!
There’s a joke there…

Jim Gaffigan has a hankering for tasty foodstuffs.
He’s a portly stand-up comedian, stands to reason he’d
want to cram face with the scrumptious.
He has such a way of describing his condition, you’d
almost expect him to state this every Wednesday night
at 8pm in the local church basement, to a bunch of
like minded folk who reply “Hi, Jim!” .
Could be me…

Sage advice from Heywood Banks.
Slap that thing on the dogs head and say “You’re It!”
One of many options I have at my disposal…