Frank Zappa doing what he did best when he was on this side of the ant hills.
Crude?
Perhaps, but Frank would have appreciated it..
Monthly Archives: April 2024
I’ve Dated Worse…Wait, What?!

When You Get a Dog
Tommy Ryman wants a fresh dog.
Not right out of the fridge, a new mutt with
all the fixings.
Sweaters, jackets, bumblebee costumes…
36 Months for a Honker Full of Boogers?!

The Minions Escape from Jail
From Despicable Me 3, the 2017 flick starring several
silly bananas and Gru.
There are days when I need silly, today is one of them…
An Old Cold One…

Still Gonna Die
A Shel Silverstein classic tune of death, dismemberment, and dismay.
Not really, mostly just the death part, I wanted to make it sound a
lot more complicated than what it really is.
This is special, sung by a country collection of superstars that formed
in the 1990’s, Mel Tillis, Bobby Bare, Jerry Reed and Waylon Jennings.
They certainly give it character, that’s for sure.
Death and taxes…
Summer’s Comin’…Some Day!

Confrontations
A great piece by Pete Correale, very humorous.
I too hate confrontations, avoid them like the plague.
But there are times when you can’t deflect or bypass.
Suck it up, swallow it whole, be on your way…
Not for Folks on the Atkins Diet…

