Frank Zappa doing what he did best when he was on this side of the ant hills.
Crude?
Perhaps, but Frank would have appreciated it..

Tommy Ryman wants a fresh dog.
Not right out of the fridge, a new mutt with
all the fixings.
Sweaters, jackets, bumblebee costumes…

From Despicable Me 3, the 2017 flick starring several
silly bananas and Gru.
There are days when I need silly, today is one of them…

A Shel Silverstein classic tune of death, dismemberment, and dismay.
Not really, mostly just the death part, I wanted to make it sound a
lot more complicated than what it really is.
This is special, sung by a country collection of superstars that formed
in the 1990’s, Mel Tillis, Bobby Bare, Jerry Reed and Waylon Jennings.
They certainly give it character, that’s for sure.
Death and taxes…

A great piece by Pete Correale, very humorous.
I too hate confrontations, avoid them like the plague.
But there are times when you can’t deflect or bypass.
Suck it up, swallow it whole, be on your way…