I love this one by The Whitest Kids U’Know.
I Wish that I had an escape route when confronted
with these things…

Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer with a splendid display of Chap Hop.
I just love the display, the attitude, and the confidence of it all.
Not to mention that bike, old but useful!
I AM that bike…

Kathleen Madigan with a look at really old people
and where they all go to die.
Kind of.
Way too hot down there to live, it makes sense…

The late, great Utah Phillips with a tale and a half.
He spun a great yarn here, classic line towards the
beginning, pun with a cherry on top…

Todd Yohn with a song about aliens and rednecks.
Two subjects that always seem to go together so well.
The formula is pretty straight forward, the less teeth
you have the more likely it is that aliens will kidnap
you and probe all your orifices.
Just ask Bubba…