Rhett and Link with a classic list of humorous applications that
should never be considered, if safety is a valid concern.
I did mention they were funny, just don’t try this at home…

Da Yoopers with a tune for the lake.
It certainly helps if you have an old beagle lying around.
Gotta love the lyrics…

Michael Somerville takes a look at wedded bliss, and all the misery that goes with it.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger…

This is a great little outburst by the blue haired gal.
Good one, Marge, shut ’em right up…

Cledus T. Judd with snapping tune about minor disagreements
within the marital establishment.
In one specific direction.
Usually.
Not always, but…