Mike Armstrong is a very good stand-up comedian.
He has mastered the snark, and when he combines
that with anecdotes about the little woman you
have a tendency to laugh out loud.
He’s made it a career of talking about his long running
marriage, warts and all, and this is a continuation
of that, with hilarious effects…

As sung by Heywood Banks.
He could put a humorous slant on a funeral.
Sing along if you know the words…

The Coalition of Unified Men with a manly look at…women.
In other words, not even close.
For the sake of comedy let’s pretend, it’s funnier that way.
These guys couldn’t get a date if they were worth millions.
Let’s break for lunch…

The extraterrestrial type.
They very well could be among us.
I don’t care, as long as they wash their hands.
Kathleen Madigan can tell you all about them…

Rodney Carrington with a sweet homage to his grandfather.
Gramps tried to gum a fastball.
As you might have suspected it did not end well.
Let him tell you all about it…