I could also name this piece “Growing Old…When Did this Happen?!”.
Kevin Nealon with a set for the older folks, which I am one of.
It’s not a high energy bit, quite appropriate actually, but it is pretty
funny, especially if you are one of the older folk in question.
From Beer Pong to blood pressure readings, it’s inevitable…

Pinky and his ambitiously villainous mentor here to
regale you in the specifics of what has transpired.
Brain doesn’t want to repeat the mistakes of history.
Pinky wants to wash his car.
Who comes out of this with shiny bumpers?
You’ll just have to watch and see…

Those tasty little circles of onion-ey delight are the topic
of conversation and the focus of today’s culinary product.
That’s one thing I’ve never tried to make at home.
And you can tell, my house is still standing.
Not a particularly wholesome food group but tasty
enough to be considered an occasional viable treat.
There are large onion rings and there are the little fellas…

A classic Brian Reagan piece from his 1997 recording
Brian Regan Live!
That has some seriously funny material on it, it certainly
set the tone for his career.
Self deprecating, snarky, and incredulous are three words
I’d use to describe some of the weapons in his comedic arsenal.
One of the best stand-up comedians of all time, some great
lines here…

My god do I feel old.
I saw a really current picture of these guys just recently
and these three folks look almost as ancient as I am.
To be fair they have been around a while, and it is
inevitable that they would indeed age.
This is for a friend of mine that really likes the game
of hockey, he’s a fanatic about it actually.
If he hip checks me in the kitchen one more time I’ll
high stick the @#$%^& when he’s in the bathroom!
The Arrogant Worms with an ode to those that skate.
While pounding your lights out, of course…