Still Gonna Die

I play a few versions of this on the show.
This is my favorite.
Written by Shel Silverstein, and performed by
Bob Gibson and Shel himself on this recording.
A song of clarity, acceptance, and resignation.
Nothing to get upset about, it is inevitable.
Until then, sit back and enjoy the damned ride…


Domino’s

Jim Gaffigan with a humorous look at
eating horribly, gaining vast amounts
of weight, and dying obese and alone.
I added a little but you get the gist.
Remember kids, pizza is for losers!
Some pretty funny lines here…