The Toaster

A really good stand-up bit by the late, great John Pinette.
You can tell he’s not at peak physical health, his breathing
is labored and his timing is off but the material is there
and, more importantly, he gets into it.
That’s one of the things I always liked about John, he
enjoyed doing his shows, it really showed.
I saw him perform live at the beginning of his career, in
the middle and towards the end and he always brought it.
Top twenty comedians all time, no doubt in my mind.
Some funny lines here…


Subway

Jim Gaffigan with a humorous look at nobody’s
favorite sandwich shop.
The bread tastes like cardboard and flour, the meat
is so thin it’s SPF is around 2, and the mayo looks
like it was just squeezed…from a cat.
They do have some of the best paper napkins in the
industry though.
Not a bad piece at all…