Newton Ames with a public service message.
Your parody is spot on when you aren’t sure if it’s parody.
Those Eskimos know a thing or two, yes siree…

David Crowe is an excellent stand-up comedian.
I enjoy playing him on the show and I receive
positive feedback when I do so.
His comparison between the two liquids is
quite accurate, we beer drinkers are often
looked down upon.
Especially when we’re passed out on the floor…

Heywood Banks with a song of defiance.
24 Tons of defiance to be exact.
I’d move that Corvette taking up two spaces!
I can think of many other things to do as well.
Great sailing until the cops come…

Strawberries, Almonds, Espresso Beans.
In a word…Yum!
I think, I’m trying to actually process that in my mind.
Sounds like it might work.
Let’s give it the benefit of a doubt.
Interesting material to work with, that’s for sure.
You Suck at Cooking doing what they do best…

Andy Woodhull with a fine set about being a step dad.
A little snark, a lot of angst, a touch of confusion.
He’s also into boats.
That he built.
With his ummm…just watch it…