
Jealous of Your MPG


You Suck at Cooking with some great ideas on how
to prepare those yellow cob thingies you find in a field.
I’m chomping some darn fine examples of that as I type this.
It’s actually very messy, I chew a bit, then I wash my hands
so that I can post, type a little, chew a bit more, etc;
I’m old fashion, boil it until it’s firm yet tender, add butter
salt and teeth.
He said double corn hole, yeah I’m pretty sure he said
double corn hole…

Kevin Bozeman does not like the idea of devoting a 24 hour
period to a small circle of lard, sugar and food coloring.
Can’t say that I disagree.
He makes some great points, creating serious mirth along the way.
Very funny lines here, his facial expressions add nicely to the mix…

MC Mr. Napkins, aka Zach Sherwin, with a Summer
lament of the bumblebee kind.
I too have had that issue.
“What do you want to wear to the party tonight, honey?”
“I thought I’d go with the yellow jacket…Aarghhhhhhhh,
aiyeeeeee!!!
I’m not letting go yet, September is still a few days away…

This is a funny slice of the old fossil known as
Charles Montgomery Burns.
Voiced by Harry Shearer, he’s one of the main
antagonists on the Simpsons, certainly the
most powerful and influential.
When you own the local nuclear power plant
you has perks.
Above and beyond Smithers that is.
Some great lines here…

Brian Regan is one of the best stand-up comedians
of all time, easy top ten.
The all time king of snark, it has served him very well.
I like his older material better in some ways, he
seemed hungrier then, but it’s all quite good.
This is a great bit for it’s subtlety, his snark is
reined in a bit but that just adds to the expectation.
A very funny performance…