This is a killer joke, one of the best ever written,
in my humble opinion.
It’s simple but it does so much.
I give Emo Philips a lot of credit, his humor is
well though out and quite clever.
More importantly, his jokes work very well for
his style, no accident that.
I’ve always considered him to be a very underrated
stand-up comedian.
Short and very sweet…

A Summer classic by Steve Goodie.
Yes, I suppose you could nosh on the demented
little pink things all year long but I think of
picnics, camping, and days at the beach when
the topic is brought up.
And, again yes, I suppose you “could” do all those
things in the Winter months but that would mean
that you are special and this post isn’t really aimed
at those that eat their SpaghettiOs with a shovel.
I don’t type this to cause trouble, but if you have any
free time do a net search for a “how to” on the
creation of your average ballpark frank.
What the…?!

You Suck at Cooking with an entertaining look at
monkey food and how it fits into starchy things.
Sums it up.
FYI, the banana finder he used at the beginning
is actually an electric razor that I have and use
quite often, he activated the sideburns trimmer
to find the long thin berry.
The banana is actually a berry.
No relation to Halle.
Bread GOOOOOOD…

Paul Morrissey with a clever set about numbers,
ice cream, and cake.
Not necessarily in that order.
A pretty funny performance, makes me want to
bring in some of his material for the show.
Yep, you have the wrong cake indeed…

Rhett and Link with a cool little number about honesty
and the idiots who believe in it.
Sorta.
Let’s face it, this video is giving us mixed messages.
It’s okay to be deceitful if it is convenient, okay I get
that, that’s been my number one for many years now.
But you SHOULD be sincere and have integrity because
that’s how the game is to be played.
Unless, of course, that convenience thing kicks in again.
I have never mastered the intricacies of life and probably
never will, partially due to conundrums like this.
To save time, no, I will never help you move…