Horrible Thoughts

A superb piece of stand-up from Dan Cummins.
I consider this to be a classic, love to give it air time.
One naughty bit at the 1:12 mark, no need to hide the
kids in the basement though, do what I do.
Take two pillows, put one over each ear and duct tape
the puffy little buggers in place, wrapping each one
at least twenty or thirty times to ensure that no
offensive audio gets through.
Then put them in the garage, preferably in a large
trash can bound in chains.
Dan is dark, dark is funny, Dan is funny…


You Lucky Bugger!

This is a great scene from a truly classic flick.
Monty Python’s the Life of Brian is loaded
with many interesting performances, this is
one that struck me as hilarious when I first
saw the movie, oh so many years ago.
Graham Chapman (Brian) is being chased by
Roman guards and almost bites the big one
when serendipity kicks into overdrive.
Gotta love that line at the end…