Gary Gulman with a look at inspirational talks.
In a very skeptically snarky manner.
We would not want it any other way…

Tim Hortons never had it so good.
I love that place, so does Bob and Doug.
They just hate the parking…

Eli Braden with a very narrowly focused look at privilege.
Of the Caucasian variety.
Parody and satire, gotta love it…

Jim Gaffigan with a look at falling asleep and getting
nap drool all over the Mona Lisa.
You need to take steps to prevent such things, lest an
overzealous security guard shoots you in the face
with a bazooka…

Not what I’d call a legit food, but what do I know?
Technically it will keep the vultures away, but just barely.
Still, 100 million college students can’t be wrong.
No wait, did I just type that?…