The late, great Utah Phillips with a tale and a half.
He spun a great yarn here, classic line towards the
beginning, pun with a cherry on top…

Todd Yohn with a song about aliens and rednecks.
Two subjects that always seem to go together so well.
The formula is pretty straight forward, the less teeth
you have the more likely it is that aliens will kidnap
you and probe all your orifices.
Just ask Bubba…

Michael Somerville with a humorous look at
fisticuffs with a loved one.
Remember the rules, only punches to the body,
and kicks to the face are allowed.
No, wait, that’s Taekwondo.
Your Honor, the post clearly said…

Kidding, but you pictured it, didn’t you?.
They are getting Gru’s “hive” together, the Minions are gathering
and it ain’t pretty.
It’s pretty funny though, and that’s what counts…

The Four Postmen with a tune about love, puppies,
fields of flowers, and all the nice folk who embrace
such things.
Nope, not true, not a word of it.
It’s about 2-cycle oil, properly sharpened bar chains,
missing digits, and Don’t eat that burrito, it’s not what
you think it is!
It is good to be cautious…