A humorous offering from Michael Somerville.
We don’t need no steen-king Towels…

A fine compilation of painfully funny Simpson moments
that are sure to have your hamsters rolling on the ground
in joy and merriment.
Except for the rather sickly one, in the wheel. with a gun in
it’s mouth.
I don’t think he’s feeling good…

Let the Summer novelty begin!
Ed’s Redeeming Qualities with a fairly well done
tune about sharp things, accident prone people,
and the EMTs that love them.
One ten year old kid takes a dart to the noggin’
and the powers that be yank all of the toys of
death and destruction off the shelves!
They should make you take an aptitude test.
If you pass you can purchase lawn darts.
If you fail, you get a big bag of marshmallows…

Red Green wants you to Man Up.
It’s probably the right thing to do, when you think about it.
I may have to ask my wife first though…

From that infamous 1960’s album that made every lawyer in America
smack their lips, Jerry Samuels, aka Napolean XIV, with yet another
look at someone who’s a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
He sounds lonely, maybe a bike isn’t really what he needs…