The Asparagus

Noel Paul Stookey was one of the founding members of
Peter, Paul, and Mary, a superlative folk trio that ruled
the airwaves back in the 60s and 70s.
He is a pretty darned good humorist after all is said and
done, better than a lot of comedians on the circuit.
I’ve been eating a lot of asparagus lately.
Yep…

What the Hell Did You Eat?

Todd Yohn with a question for the ages.
Seriously, what part of my essence is offending you?
If it’s my breath, I have mints and some mouth wash.
In the event that it’s body odor I can use a deodorant.
If the culprit is Taco Bell, I should probably roll the
windows down…