Hard ‘N Phirm with a catchy tune about large mice and
the people who love them.
Moose is singular, there must be only a single lonely
Bullwinkle that frequents that establishment.
That’s pretty sad when you think about it.
Moose babes, that;’s what he needs…

Not your usual Monty Python line-up on this classic.
The norm is Graham Chapman as the inspector, with
Terry Gilliam as the constable, Terry Jones is always
the sole proprietor of Whizzo Chocolate Company.
This version has John Cleese as the lead inspector
and Chapman as the nauseated constable…

Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.

—  Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, American writer, poet, satirist, cr

One of George Carlin’s better pieces, a classic well thought out
classic that he did late in his life.
A lot of thinking went into this, it reveals much about George’s
possible depression that he might have had earlier in his career.
Only someone who has thought about ending it all can produce
a piece this in depth, he is aged in this performance but he’s
firing on all cylinders.
Some profanity, of course, it’s Carlin, if you are allergic to swears
I would recommend getting a job as a sailor, a few months of
traveling the high seas with a bunch of lonely, testosterone
laden yahoos will have you appreciating the fine art of turning
the air blue in no time at all.
He performed for many years, no other comic lasted this long
and remained so relevant, he will be missed…

A Kevin James short that shows how helpful you can
truly be when assisting a friend in need.
Warning, It can get pretty gross…

The Four Postmen with a classic tune about hand/eye
coordination and severe blood loss.
Not usually in that order.
Usually…