The Arrogant Worms with a song of preservation and glass eyeballs.
More or less.
Harmony with stuffing…

It’s not what you think, this is not a Mobil/Shell situation.
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey brings us this cool little scene
where Death, Bill, and John Wick join forces and go shopping.
I know, a mission impossible in the making, Tom Cruise is
hopping mad at the concept, but he’ll live.
The magic is what happens in the parking lot!
There’s a joke there…

Jim Gaffigan has a hankering for tasty foodstuffs.
He’s a portly stand-up comedian, stands to reason he’d
want to cram face with the scrumptious.
He has such a way of describing his condition, you’d
almost expect him to state this every Wednesday night
at 8pm in the local church basement, to a bunch of
like minded folk who reply “Hi, Jim!” .
Could be me…

Sage advice from Heywood Banks.
Slap that thing on the dogs head and say “You’re It!”
One of many options I have at my disposal…

This spoken word piece from King Missile is here to
prod you into ripping off your employer, in a nice way of course.
Do not try this at home, or at work.
Starts off very slowly and way too quiet, but that’s the nature
of the beast…