Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper with a lament about a meek
little tyke whose insecurity leads to feelings of inadequacy.
Or a demonic Hell spawn with absolutely no reason to live!
He could go either way, I suppose…
Makes Sense…If You’ve Been Drinking!

Poetry and Scuba Diving
A classic piece from Emo Philips, off of his Live From
the Hasty Pudding Theater, from 1987.
Emo is still around, and I think that’s a very good thing.
He was one of the funniest stand-up comedians around
when he was at his peak back in the 80’s, 90’s and beyond.
Still very much good for a laugh.
Long, boring poems can indeed be a good thing…
What’s Creepier is We Didn’t Plant Any!

Pooky Park
We have entered the age of AI.
At least that’s what the fear merchants would have you believe.
And as with ANY unwarranted fear, it can be easily manipulated
to make you change your pants even if you don’t want to.
This is nightmare fuel if you’re even slightly freaked out by
creepy, smiling, large things that want to eat your soul.
Brings YOUR kids to Pooky Park, you get ten free psychiatric
visits for every ticket you buy!
Eeeep…
Like Acting in a Really Bad Western Flick?

The California Kid
The Beat Farmers with an alpha male cowboy tune that
will have you diving for cover and loading your gun.
The late, great Country Dick Montana singing lead…
The Car on the Right Found a Penny!

The Cost of Winter in New England
Juston McKinney with some sage info on pricing for all the things you
WILL contend with when living in New England.
It is expensive, heating bills alone will have you eating from little cans
of Tender Vittles to save money.
Let’s not even discuss the snow removal bills!
And I REALLY want to know where I can go to complain when I get slush
in my undies, I should be able to get reimbursed for that…
Worse if You Live in Norway!

