Two things here…Stay away from airplane food.
That should go without saying.
Flatulence launched the career of Mr. T.
That actually does not surprise me.
Must have been traumatic…

Brian Regan with a look at the elite types that sit in “First Class”.
Or, as I like to call it, “First to Hit the Mountain!”.
He rips ’em a new one cause he’s a comedian and he gets
paid to do such things.
Some good lines here…

The Dyzmals with an ode to a particular type of
circus side-show freak.
The singer is obviously a guy who likes working
with a lot of acreage.
He seems like he knows what he wants…

A classic Metric System Old Dog/New Trick issue as it
pertains to society as a rule.
Most of civilized society uses Celsius, Americans and
countries that drink heavily us Fahrenheit as a rule.
It’s hard to learn new things…

Andy Woodhull with a timely lament.
About time, he laments.
He laments about time.
I appear to be stuck in some Marvel Universe/
Porn Hub “Click Here if You Want the Full Video”
Time Portal thingy probably caused by a Doctor
Strange Douche Baggery spell that went awry.
The life of a super hero is very complicated.
Couldn’t take the stress, hung up my cape and
brightly colored underpants years ago.
I no longer use my super speed for anything but
going to the bathroom and arguing with the wife.
On occasion I’ll kick it in if caught peering through
a window, but that’s about it.
X-ray vision would be a blast, just sayin’…