A humorous offering from Andy Woodhull with a
look at ditching the kids in some farm made trap
so that you and the wife can finally live the lives
you desire and deserve.
Kids are very overrated, there’s too damned many
of them and they seem to be growing in numbers.
Just sayin’…

As sung by the legendary Tom Lehrer.
Still with us at the age of “I thought he died a while ago!”.
His talent pool was vast, he could write a superb lyric.
Sang pretty decent as well.
His mind was the big draw, his sense of humor was, and
still is, top notch!
Scientist, teacher, performer, nobody quite like him…

This is a great little slice of what everyone’s favorite
jaundice family can do with awesome writing.
Lisa is always the even keeled intelligent one, she
gives a perspective that you can use to keep it all
cohesive, giving balance to the silliness of it all.
Some great lines here, especially towards the end…

John Pinette with a classic Summer bit.
He warns you against picturing him in a Speedo.
Heed the warning!
Some funny lines here…

HYULP with a whimsical Summertime boast
of watery proportions.
I don’t think that’s a Snickers Bar on the drain…