War Against Motion Sensors

Pete Lee has an issue with that which detects movement.
This may go all the way back to his childhood, in which case I
will avoid trying to cure him of all ills that were created when
he was clad in diapers.
Could be a “Giant Monster under the @#$%^&* Bed!” thing.
Letting his performance speak for itself, some decent lines here…

Miracle Creams Are a Waste of Money

Juston McKinney with a message for the ladies.
And for anyone else that thinks you can take years off your body
with snake oil treatments.
Here’s the cycle of life…you get old, you get ugly, you die.
Not one exception to that rule, not since the beginning of time.
Here’s another one…We’re not here for a long time, we’re here
for a good time.
I like that one even more…