Why Buy the Cow?

This is a very well done piece by John Mulaney.
Superbly written and performed, it is a wry bit that lets him
call his wife a bovine animal for several minutes without
fear of retribution.
I have always liked John, he gets a lot of flack but he can be
hilarious, an above average stand-up comedian for sure.
Someone’s stealing milk here…

Jeebs Grows Another Head

From the 1997 Men in Black flick, Agent K and Agent
Rock Slapper meet up with a shady pawn shop owner
that has something to hide.
I realize that “shady pawn shop owner” is somewhat
redundant, but if I had said “Tony Shalhoub” it wouldn’t
have sounded right.
I want one of those flashy gizmos, I have an ex-girlfriend
I’d like to visit.
Does that make me a bad person?