I Was Only Kidding

Weird Al Yankovic with an apology of sorts.
No scratch that, more of an explanation actually.
A bit of a mean streak, sociopathic tendencies, add
to that a vein of snark that forbids him to feel remorse
and you have a great song parody.
Provided, of course, you aren’t one of the folks on the
receiving end of his clarifications…

Bear Whiz Beer

From our old friends at Firesign Theatre.
Why mess around with all that crappy lite beer that’s
on the market that tastes like sewage when you can
get the beer that really IS sewage.
Let me save you some time…

Shimmer

From back when Saturday Night Live was actually humorous.
1975, the first and only year that Chevy Chase was part of the mix.
This is Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd, and Chevy as the narrator.
I hear it’s also great for holding Grandpa’s teeth in place…