Harry Chapin performed in front of a live crowd in 1975.
He went through most of his hits to date, including this
semi-novelty piece much to the audience’s delight.
He had a ton of fun doing it, you can tell.
The simian feedback was quite positive…

I’m not a meat eater myself, but I can remember when
biting a dead animal was not unusual.
I just gnaw on live ones now, they get annoyed but
they live to tell the tale another day.
He puts some effort into this one, the shiny new IV Bag
is a dead give-a-way…

John Heffron with a witty look at feeding his canine.
What did YOU do?!
I’ve said that to every dog I’ve ever had.
And a few people as well…

The Beat Farmers with Country Dick Montana
singing lead and playing drums.
Yup, he is most certainly NOT depressed!
Maybe a bit too happy come to think of it…

Then he realizes he’s being hosed, and he splits.
Dad has stories to tell.
At least he didn’t try to claim his belly button was
an injury he received during the Battle of the Bulge.
You didn’t hear it from me but Uncle Harold throws
some mean bovine patties…

Jim Gaffigan with a humorous look at fat relatives.
No, not really his relatives, he’s describing mine actually.
But for the sake of clarity I will pretend.
Ocean dwelling, not bingo parlor.
Some great lines here…