I love the lyrics on this one from the Cryptkeeper.
A stupendous 1994 holiday recording from John Kassir
and the gang at The Right Stuff Records.
Highly collectible at this point, if you can find it buy it!
Some seriously twisted tunes on this puppy, all voiced
by Mr. Kassir and backed by some very decent musicians.
Gotta love the level of lunacy here…

The Vestibules with a holiday gift idea.
Just don’t forget the code, you’ll have to leave the planet…

David Crowe with a pretty humorous look at
macing someone while bare.
I did that on purpose, you now have that image
forever etched into your cranium.
You are welcome.
David’s a very funny stand-up comedian, a
cerebral comic with great material.
Moral of the story?
Don’t pepper spray into the wind…

It was a decent show all in all.
Seasonal but not fully, leaving some room for the usual.
John Kassir has a voice that cuts right through you in a
very scary way, well done bonesy!
Heywood Banks with a classic.
Red Peters knows his wood.
I should probably rephrase that…not.
The Kings of Carnage with some Xmas cheer.
Some Buying tips from the Vestibules, Mack and Jamie,
RCAF, Weird Al, Ken Nordine, DJ Hazard and more.
Fly Amero with a VERY well done piece about…lights.
Mojo does a great job beating a holiday classic to death.
Santa is down a Ho.
John Wing gets the top spot.
Onward and upwards..

We Wish You’d Bury the Missus- The Cryptkeeper
Wakko’s America- Animaniacs
Holidays- Tommy Ryman (s-up)
The Twisted Chipmunk Song- Bob Rivers
Marshall Brodean- The Dead Alewives
Gifts- Michael Somerville (s-up)
You Ain’t Getting Diddly Squat- Heywood Banks
Al’s Suspicious Cars- Laughing Hyena
Love About Men- Rita Rudner (s-up)
The Little Dummer Boy- Dave Rudolf
Gourmet Firewood- Red Peters
Organ Donor- Tim Young (s-up)
Deck the Halls- The Kings of Carnage
The Car Alarm- Radio Free Vestibule
The Freeway Makes You Mean- Michael Loftus (s-up)
Christmas Bonus- The Hollytones
Still Your Friends at Vedco- Mack and Jamie
Shaving- Lorne Elliott (s-up)
Lobotomy for Xmas- Dan Hart
Zap-A-Cat- Royal Canadian Air Farce
Holidays- Henry Cho (s-up)
Repo Man is Coming to Town- Sean Morey
Planet- Ken Nordine
Buying Stuff- Kellen Erskine (s-up)
Deck the Stalls (With Oats and Barley)- The Cowtown Chorus
My Brother Pete- Mike Toomey
Energy Drinks- Nick Griffin (s-up)
Mr. Grinch- Mojo Nixon & The Toadliquors
Children’s Menu- Bob & Ray
Biblical Weather- Lewis Black (s-up)
Frank Jones- Fly Amero
Spud- The Not Ready for Prime Time Players
Beer & Friends- Pete Correale (s-up)
I Like Beer- Tom T Hall
Constitutional Peasants- Monty Python
Crappy Jobs- Dana Gould (s-up)
Things are Looking Bad for Santa- The Arrogant Worms
Spatula City- Weird Al Yankovic
Christmas- Adam Ferrara (s-up)
Santa Lost a Ho- The Christmas Jug Band
Scratch n’ Sniff Visa Card- The Trailer Park Troubadours
Breakfast in Heaven- Father Guido Sarduci (s-up)
I Shot Santa in My Underwear- The Fools
Nads- DJ Hazard
Hiking Guide Bear Spray- David Crowe (s-up)
Pop’s Place- Jim Terr
Comedy is Better Than Sex- John Wing (s-up)

The Hollytones with a holiday classic.
I can see why Bob hates these office parties.
They aren’t crazy about him either…

Good advice from the late, great Frank Zappa.
He has weird dreams.
The husky makes me nervous.
His Momma cried…