Try Diet Racism!
This hits home quite well, from College Humor, a
sharp one indeed…

Andy Woodhull with a humorous look at what
you and your partner bring to the table.
This is a pretty good set, some great lines here.
Especially if you have a few exes…

Peter Stampfel with a tune about those large, hairy,
ugly things that stalk you when you least expect it.
No, this is NOT a joke about Walmart women, nor is
it referring to an old girlfriend you had in college.
That would be easy pickings and I’m not looking
for low lying fruit here.
A cool tune, sung with style…

It’s inching ever closer to Halloween and I’m getting
caught up in the spirit of the occasion.
Lots of ghastly comedy, and I love every bit of it.
Especially this series of flicks.
The first movie in the Evil Dead epic started off as a
serious horror with a few comedic moments in it.
The second cinematic offering was a horror/comedy
hybrid, and the third was almost all humor with a
smidgen of scary stuff.
This is a scene from the third movie “Army of Darkness”.
Talk about killer scenes, lots of superb stuff in this one!
A ton of quotable lines as well.
This has it all…

Tommy Johnagin used to be a star quarterback in college.
And like most upper echelon athletes who can no longer
strut their stuff he can’t fathom living without the adulation
and the benefits of being the Big Man on Campus.
Having said that, his throwing arm is always at the ready.
His family and friends are under strict orders not to hand
him ANYTHING that cannot survive a “long bomb” or a
game winning “Atomic Spike!”.
Someone once made the mistake of giving him a small
dog to hold…let’s just say he mistook a passing pick-up
truck for his Go-To receiver…intercepted by a taxi…
fumbled…scooped up by a street sweeper!
You’ll be happy to know he went for, and got, the extra point.
Fluffy will NOT be in the X-mas card family photo this year…