Winning Your Breakup

To keep your confidence up you need to feel like you won.
And what better way to do that than through deception.
You don’t need to be better, just need to seem it.
If even she dumped you because you’re a loser you can
look better than that with the correct ruse.
These folks can help…



Crabs Walk Sideways

A classic ditty by The Smothers Brothers.
I have always loved these guys, they had one of best
variety comedy shows on television at one time.
Their live performances spotlight their musical
skills and humor, their onstage banter and rivalry
adding much to the mix, a great time is had by all.
This is a good example of what they can do…


The Elevator

If memory serves me correctly this album came out in the mid 60’s
by Radio Shack as a stereo test record.
It features sounds that slide from one speaker to another, mostly
in a humorous way.
I have a few of these in my collection but I am way too lazy right
now to confirm that.
Harkens back to the day when elevators were manned by a
certified operator, I can recall seeing a few way back when.
There’s always trouble in the complaint department…


Bonfire

I like to play this piece on the show during the Summer months
basically because I want to remind you fine folk that alcohol
and large fires seldom make a great combo.
Wait, scratch that…they actually go together quite well.
Not sure what I was thinking just then, sorry.
This bit is funny, that’s why I play it.
A few expletives contained within, if Grandma faints just
whack her a couple of times with a Wiffle Bat.
Some great lines here…