{"id":12579,"date":"2017-12-02T00:03:08","date_gmt":"2017-12-02T05:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=12579"},"modified":"2017-12-01T22:09:07","modified_gmt":"2017-12-02T03:09:07","slug":"winning-your-breakup-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=12579","title":{"rendered":"Winning Your Breakup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sneak Thief with a feel good product for the<br \/>\nhorribly lonely and discarded!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s funny despite hitting close to home.<br \/>\nNot many things in life worse than being dumped.<br \/>\nYou learn to ignore the pain and move on.<br \/>\nNot without first passing on a certain someone&#8217;s name to<br \/>\nan anarchist web site that advocates punching kittens<br \/>\nin the face though.<br \/>\nIn the scheme of things the Universe must maintain a<br \/>\ncertain cosmic balance, revenge helps keep that.<br \/>\nA low level naughty bit at the end, hide the pious&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tTR690rRw_c\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sneak Thief with a feel good product for the horribly lonely and discarded! It&#8217;s funny despite hitting close to home. Not many things in life worse than being dumped. You learn to ignore the pain and move on. Not without first passing on a certain someone&#8217;s name to an anarchist web site that advocates punching [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12580,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579\/revisions\/12580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}