{"id":13750,"date":"2018-02-08T01:35:50","date_gmt":"2018-02-08T06:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=13750"},"modified":"2018-02-08T01:35:50","modified_gmt":"2018-02-08T06:35:50","slug":"day-12-the-health-blight-continues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=13750","title":{"rendered":"Day 12, the Health Blight Continues"},"content":{"rendered":"

If I wasn’t so @#$%^& sick I’d hit something!
\nAs it is I couldn’t hit my face with a ping pong paddle.
\nI finally got to see a health practitioner, after many
\nagonizing days of trying to get in.
\nThey did the usual flu test, inserting what looked like
\na rather large (several feet long) thick cable, which I
\nfirmly believe was once used to hold a bridge in suspension,
\nup my nose, to get a sample that they could test.
\nShe said it “might” tickle.
\nIt certainly did, when it popped out of my backside I just
\nlaughed and laughed.
\nThe test came back negative for the flu, which normally
\nwould have buoyed my spirits, but instead of sending a
\nsmiling jovial nurse to bring me the news, they slid the results
\nunder the door, and when I went to leave I noticed they
\nwere all wearing Hazmat suits and carrying flame throwers.
\nI took the hint and shuffled back to the car, somewhat
\nhappy that I didn’t have the dreaded flu.
\nI’m not sure if I should be concerned but my head fell off
\non the ride home.
\nI’ll be back soon, I hope… <\/p>\n

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