College Humor with a pretty accurate overview on
\nhow silly the Marvel Universe has become!
\nI was a huge comic book collector when I was a
\nwee lad, more on the DC side of things but I did
\nsee the strength of MCU.
\nAbsolutely hated Stan Lee and what he did to the
\ngenre, creating the most flawed superheroes for
\nno reason whatsoever other than to strum your
\nemotions like a cheap banjo.
\nI figured that out even way back then!
\nCase in point…Spiderman would save Gotham City
\n(pipe down, I’m rollin’ here!) from yet another
\nsuper baddy with large biceps and an even bigger
\nego, he’d drag himself home all scraped up and
\nbleeding from the ears, only to cry himself to
\nsleep after finding out that his beloved fiance
\ngot ticked off at him for missing her
\ngraduation from Hair Dressing School and dated the
\nwhole football team for revenge!
\nOh, and that was AFTER he saw his uncle\/father\/
\ngrandad\/imaginary friend slain (right in front of him!)
\nby a just paroled (two hours earlier!) convicted murderer\/
\nbank robber\/puppy kicker with a prosthetic arm and a
\ntee-shirt that read “I HEART Baby Seal Beaters!”
\nDid I mention that “Spidey” also had really bad acne,
\nterrible foot odor and a car that hardly ever started?
\nYeah, Thanks Stan!
\nAnyway, this is a neat parody…or is it?
\nHoward the Duck, The Tick, Bride of Chucky,
\nThe Lone Ranger, Jack Reacher, Bilbo Baggins,
\nDarth Vader, The Leach…<\/p>\n