Ted Morris with a humorous look at pets, the people who
\nown them and the shame involved in shouting their names
\nall over the neighborhood!
\nCalling your dog “Spot” or cat “Mittens” should be an
\noffense punishable by a vigorous massage in and around
\nthe facial area with a manure shovel.
\nWould be if I was king.
\nI had a neighbor once that named his bulldog “Phyllis T
\nSlobber”.
\nActually, now that I think about it, that was his wife’s name…<\/p>\n