{"id":17248,"date":"2018-08-26T00:01:40","date_gmt":"2018-08-26T05:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=17248"},"modified":"2018-08-25T17:45:37","modified_gmt":"2018-08-25T22:45:37","slug":"i-dont-eat-burritos-anymore-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=17248","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Eat Burritos Anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>G Xavier Robillard with a superb anecdote about the<br \/>\nquintessential lard bomb!<br \/>\nI like this guy, smart as a whip and quite humorous.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s right, a whole one is too much, and a half is<br \/>\ntoo little.<br \/>\nThe person who creates the first three quarter burrito<br \/>\nwill undoubtedly take over the world.<br \/>\nOr suffer the scorn of their peers for wasting time<br \/>\non such nonsense.<br \/>\nTough call&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/seahVk6D8JU\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G Xavier Robillard with a superb anecdote about the quintessential lard bomb! I like this guy, smart as a whip and quite humorous. He&#8217;s right, a whole one is too much, and a half is too little. The person who creates the first three quarter burrito will undoubtedly take over the world. Or suffer the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17249,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17248\/revisions\/17249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}