{"id":17350,"date":"2018-09-01T00:05:41","date_gmt":"2018-09-01T05:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=17350"},"modified":"2018-08-31T07:16:26","modified_gmt":"2018-08-31T12:16:26","slug":"kill-the-dog-next-door-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=17350","title":{"rendered":"Kill the Dog Next Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Arrogant worms with a canine lament for the ages!<br \/>\nI live next door to a little ankle biter.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s the nastiest little critter when she sees<br \/>\nyou from afar, up close she quivers and shakes<br \/>\nwith fear like some kind of demented paint shaker.<br \/>\nAbout the size of a large rat, the sense of<br \/>\nsuperiority seems to leave once she realizes<br \/>\na large gnat could squash her like a bug.<br \/>\nI feel sorry for the poor little thing, until<br \/>\nthe barking starts&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8Im1bCKoQs8\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Arrogant worms with a canine lament for the ages! I live next door to a little ankle biter. She&#8217;s the nastiest little critter when she sees you from afar, up close she quivers and shakes with fear like some kind of demented paint shaker. About the size of a large rat, the sense of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17350"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17351,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17350\/revisions\/17351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}