{"id":1777,"date":"2014-07-28T19:39:27","date_gmt":"2014-07-29T00:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=1777"},"modified":"2014-07-28T19:39:27","modified_gmt":"2014-07-29T00:39:27","slug":"injured-storm-something-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=1777","title":{"rendered":"Injured Storm Something Something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, what the heck&#8230;consider this Star Wars Week!<br \/>\nAs much as I liked the first and second movie, I did not<br \/>\nparticularly care for the third, or those ridiculous<br \/>\nPRE-sequels that came out, so I will take great care<br \/>\nin making as much fun of the whole franchise as I possibly can.<br \/>\nDarth Lucas, your days are numbered!<br \/>\nI mean seriously&#8230;how many @#$%^&#038;* homes do you need?!<br \/>\nIs it me, or does anyone else out there want to giggle<br \/>\nhysterically when Frank Oz, I mean Yoda, whips out his light<br \/>\nsabre and starts getting all Jackie Chan on the locals?<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, watch out Fozzie Bear is ANGRY, everybody run&#8230;or get<br \/>\nsome cookies and milk!&#8221;<br \/>\nHave I upset the traditionalists yet?<br \/>\nNo? Pull up a chair then, you ain&#8217;t seen nothing yet!<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/98qmflLdOpI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;ll grant you Princess Leia in slave girl attire<br \/>\nALMOST made up for the mass merchandising that followed.<br \/>\nAlmost&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, what the heck&#8230;consider this Star Wars Week! As much as I liked the first and second movie, I did not particularly care for the third, or those ridiculous PRE-sequels that came out, so I will take great care in making as much fun of the whole franchise as I possibly can. Darth Lucas, your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1778,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777\/revisions\/1778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}